- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

hey John will you make some copies

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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