- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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