- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis