- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time is it? 3:16

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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