Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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whats long and green? weed

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Butt poop.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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this is not an anti joke

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

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