How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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pickle sniffer

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your mom died.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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