How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Cleveland winning something

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civil rights

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Once upon a cross

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