What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What you reading? reading?

Gingers.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

A white person at Harvard

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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