- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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