A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Woman Rights

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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