- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

your mother

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

It smells like triangles in here.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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