John Stamos.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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religion.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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