a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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