A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Snooki

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Anti Joke

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