What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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butt sex

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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