- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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