justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man said hi.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Breast cancer.

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