Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Women's sports.

A homosexual walks into a church

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

fruit salad?

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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