Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

I just can't stand sitting down!

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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