Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What's up brah brah

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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