- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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