A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Anti Joke

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