How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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