Knock, Knock ...

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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