What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Your mums a penis joke.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

shut up iggy

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A woman walks into a bar.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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