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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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