- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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