- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

You read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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