- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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