- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... No ones home

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

this is not a joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*