Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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