Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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