Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

girls basketball

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Women's rights

bryden is a faggot

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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