- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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