What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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hi

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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I was born.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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