- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Take off your shoes.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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