- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and green? weed

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

0 + 0 = 0

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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