What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What's 9 + 10 19

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

elen degeneres is straight....

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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