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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what do u call a apple a apple

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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