Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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