Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What's the difference between a duck

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Knock knock Come in

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Wy did the chicken?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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