What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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