- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Dance is a sport

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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