- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

these are shit

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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