How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Jesus was a good guy

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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full house

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What you reading? reading?

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*you're

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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