- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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