You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Queens Park rangers

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Anti Joke

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