There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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try slamming a revolving door

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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David Silberberg is gay

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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The MLS

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Membean

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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