- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Some people like melon and others like soup.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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