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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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